Got this from my multiply. :P

Kung single ka, alin ka dito?

Destiny Addict. Ito 'yung mga taong hinihintay na gumawa ang tadhana ng paraan para pagtagpuin sila ng kanilang mga "soulmates" and whatever. Ayaw kumilos o kung ano pa dahil naniniwala siya na kung sino man 'yung talagang meant for him/her ay darating na lang bigla sa paraang maaaring hindi niya inaasahan--wow, parang Serendipity.

Laging maririnig na nagsasabing: "Dadating din 'yan. 'Wag kasing hanapin!"



Perfectionist. Simula nung magkamalay ang taong ito, nakalista na ang mga bagay na gusto niya sa kanyang magiging boypren/girlpren. Kapag may nakilala siya at nakitang madumi ang kuko, magkadikit ang kilay, may butas sa ngipin, o parang penguin maglakad, wala na. Turn off na 'yun para sa kanya.

Laging maririnig na nagsasabing: "Ok na sana siya e. Kaya lang gusto ko 'yung ganito..."



Busy Bee. Pasensya na sila pero masyado kang maraming inaasikaso tulad ng libro, bolpen, papel at calculator. Umaalis ka ng 6 am sa bahay at umuuwi ng 7 ng gabi 'pag weekdays. Pagdating mo sa bahay, gagawa lang ng homework at matutulog na. Masaya ka nang makanood ng TV 'pag Sabado (at gumawa ulit ng homework). Sapat na sa'yo ang kumain sa labas kasama ang pamilya 'pag Linggo (at gumawa pa rin ng homework).

Laging maririnig na nagsasabing: "Sorry. Wala akong time sa ganyan e."



Friend Forever ( version 1). Kunwari ka pa dyan. Alam mo namang gusto mo talaga 'yang best friend o special friend mo pero hindi mo lang sinasabi at pinapadama dahil ayaw mong masira ang pagkakaibigan niyong dalawa. 'Yung tipong 'pag may kasamang iba 'yung gusto mo, kunwari ka pang masaya ka para sa kanya pero sa totoo lang, gusto mo na malusaw na parang ice caps dahil sa Global Warming.

Laging maririnig na nagsasabing: "I'm so happy for you!" o "Sayang naman 'yung pinagsamahan namin e."



Friend Forever (version 2). Wala tayong magagawa pero talagang malapit ka lang sa kabilang kasarian--pero bilang kaibigan lang. One-of-the-boys, ladies' man. Hindi ka naman homo o bi pero sadyang kaibigan lang ang tingin mo sa mga taong hindi mo kapareho ng chromosomes. Masaya ka nang nakaka-hang-out lang sila, nakakakwentuhan, niyayakap nang walang halong malisya.

Laging maririnig na nagsasabing: "May inuman ba mamaya?" (kung babae) o "Hatid ko ba kayo mamaya?" (kung lalaki)



Born to be One. Single-blessed ka at wala ka nang magagawa kung ganun. :) Nilikha ka siguro para maging mag-isa (pero syempre may pamilya at kaibigan ka naman, duh) hanggang tumanda ka na at ipadala sa Home for the Aged. Marami akong kakilalang mukhang ganito ang patutunguhan at hindi naman sila mga pangit o abnoy talaga. Minsan lang, masyado silang masungit.

Laging maririnig na nagsasabing: "Mag-isa ako."



Happy Go-Lucky. 'Eto 'yung taong masaya na sa trip-trip lang at kung anu-anong mga happenings. Kahit sino na lang basta no strings attached. For fun lang at walang seryosohan please. Personally, ayoko nung mga ganito. Umaapaw lang siguro 'yung mga taong ganito sa L. Magbuhos ka nalang ng malamig na tubig sa iyong buong katawan at solb na 'yan.

Laging maririnig na nagsasabing: "I'm not ready to commit e, but I really like you."



Wrong Time. 'Eto naman 'yung mga laging idinadahilan na masyado pa silang bata o kaya masyado na silang matanda. May mga tao raw na ganyan, 'yung pakiramdam nila laging may tamang panahon para sa pag-ibig. Pero ang labo lang kasi tuwing may pagkakataon naman, lagi nilang naiisip na maling panahon pa iyon. Oo, wrong timing lagi ang pag-ibig para sa kanila kasi madalas sumasakto kung kelan meron silang board exams, problema sa pamilya, o long test kinabukasan. :))

Laging maririnig na nagsasabing: "We had the right love at the wrong time..."



Parent Trap. Ayaw ni mama o ni papa na magkaboypren/girlpren ang kanilang unica hija/hijo kahit na 22 years old na ito at kumikita na ng sarili niyang pera. Kailangan daw magkaron ka muna ng isang strand ng puting buhok bago may makadalaw sa'yo sa bahay. O kaya, baka ikaw 'yung may problema dahil natatakot ka sa iisipin ng mga magulang mo tungkol sa taong iyong gusto. Baka kasi sabihin nila na masyado siyang bansot/ matangkad/ baboy/ payatot para sa'yo.

Laging maririnig na nagsasabing: "Strict ang parents ko eh."



Trauma. Dahil sa dami ng mga heartbreak na iyong nadama at emo songs na napakinggan mo na noon, sinumpa mo nang hindi ka magmamahal. Ayaw mo na. Sawa ka na sa paglalaslas ng pulso, este, sa paglalagay ng mga madramang stat message sa YM at pag-iyak ng balde-baldeng luha. Awwwww. >:D< Pwede rin namang masyado kang insecure sa sarili mo kaya hindi ka makapagmatapang na magventure into some love quest.

Laging maririnig na nagsasabing: "Pagod na pagod na akong masaktan!" *hikbi*



Your Ex-Lover Is (NOT) Dead. Yikeeee. Mahal pa rin niya ang kanyang ex at hindi siya maka-get-over the person. Boo. Pilit pa ring inaalala ang mga tawanan, iyakan, at PDA moments nilang dalawa kahit 'yung ex niya ay nakikipag-(insert verb here) na sa ibang babae/lalaki. Sasabihin mong nakapag-move on ka na pero pag nagkwentuhan tungkol sa pag-ibig, tandadadaaaaan! Siya na naman naiisip mo.

Laging maririnig na nagsasabing: "I'm over him/her..." *tapos iiyak bigla :))*



Ayaw. Dalawa na namang kaso ito. Una, ayaw mo lang talaga magka-"someone". Hindi ko na pipilitin ungkatin 'yung dahilan pero may mga pagkakataon lang talaga na ayaw mo. Ikalawa naman, baka...ayaw kasi sa'yo nung gusto mo. And that's the shizzest thing ever! Pwedeng ayaw niya sa'yo dahil may girlpren/boypren siya, busy siya or whatever, o kaya ayaw ka lang niya talaga at wala ka nang magagawa kung ganun. :(

Laging maririnig na nagsasabing: "Ayoko pa magkaboypren/girlpren e." o "Hindi naman niya ako gusto."

Mga pamatay na pangungusap.

Mga Panalong Pangungusap!

1. I dont care a damn!
2. Whats your next class before this?
3. Can you repeat that for a second time around once more?
4. Hello! My brother Joey is out of town. Would you like to wait?
5. Dont touch me not!
6. You! You are not a boy anymore! You are a man anymore!
7. Hello! For a while; hang yourself.
8. We are lovers, not fighters.
9. Why should I have a calling card? Im not a call girl!
10. Ay naku, sumasakit na naman ang migraine headache ko!
11. I dont eat meat. I'm not a carnival.
12. You can fool me once, twice and even thrice. But you can never fool me four.
13. I like my long legged legs.
14. Ang tatay ko ang only living legend na buhay.
15. That's why I'm a success. I don't middle in other ppl's lives.
16. I won't stoop down to my level.


Mga Pamatay na Kahulugan!

Cigarette:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

Love affairs:
Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.

Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.

Divorce:
Future tense of marriage.

Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the studentswithout passing through "the minds of either"

Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such away that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.

Dictionary:
A place where divorce comes before marriage.

Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

Ecstasy:
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

Classic:
Books which people praise, but do not read.

Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn:
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.:
A sign to make others believethat you know more than you actually do.

Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Panalong lines/scenes.

LOL.

1. On the first day of the Mango sale, the sister of my friend was looking around and picked up a dress when a woman at the counter started screaming,"Put that down, that's mine!" The sister of my friend looked up, looked at the woman up and down, raised an eyebrow, and replied, "Excuse me. You are NOT small!"

2. A supervisor once told a worker who has difficulty in understanding instructions, "Ang ulo, hindi lang yan pinapatong sa leeg, ginagamit din yan sa pagiisip."

3. A friend told another friend, "Naku, magma-make-up muna ako, baka magmukha akong yaya mo." The other friend replied, "Wag na, magmumukha ka lang yaya ko na naka-make-up."

4. "Ako, I was born beautiful. Ikaw, you were just born."

5. When I saw friend I haven ' t seen in a long time, she told me, "Grabe, lalo ka pang tumaba!" So I told her, "Ikaw din, lalo ka pang pumangit!"

6. Pag sinisingitan ako sa pila, nagpaparinig ako. I say, "Ang pilang ito, according to beauty. Mga panget muna."

7. "Maliban sa mukha mo, ano pang problema mo?"

8. I once told an officemate who kept on bragging about her new shoes, "Sale, right?"

9. I pointed a "7 items or less" sign to a clueless pasosyal at the supermarket. She bitchily answered, "I can read!" sabay irap. So I shot back with, "I know, but can you count?"

10. "Tuwing nakikita kita, gusto ko mag-sorry sa eyes ko."

11. After receiving her pay slip and realizing how much she's paying for tax, a sosyal officemate exclaimed, "Ang mga poor ba nagbabayad din ng tax?"

12. During a hike at Mt. Mayon , we had a maarte companion. When we ran out of water, our guide got us some from a natural spring. The maarte girl said, "Dini-drink ba yan?" I told her, "Bakit, sa inyo ba ang water chinu-chew?"

13. Bading: (envying a girl na crush ng crush niya) "Isang butas lang ang lamang mo sa'kin!"

14. I was staring at an ugly bystander on their street. The ugly guy snapped, "Bakit ang sama mo makatingin?" I snapped back, "Eh bakit ang sama mo tignan?"

15. A friend once told me, "Ang ganda mo!" I answered: "Thank you, sana ikaw rin."

16. "When a cashier tells me she doesn ' t have change, I say: "And kaninong problema yun?"

Random shits you ought to know about Mara.

Okay, I should be finishing my final plate in design but I feel that I need to rest and loosen up a bit. LOSL.

So.. I'm gonna be talking about things you prolly want to know about me.

• I am in deed random. We could talk about something and out of no where, I'd say something totally off topic. BUT that doesn't mean that I am not listening to you. Try asking shits about what you're talking about and I'm sure I can answer that. LOL.
• I call almost everyone babe, bebe, bebelab, bebedoll, whateverrrr. BLEH.
• I HATE INSECTS. Eww. Any kind. Gives me the creeps. UGHK.
• I am a malambing person. I like to hug, kiss and I am very touchy. So wag kang malishoso/malishosa.
• I say what's on my mind. Enough said.
• I always take into consideration what people I value might feel regarding my actions. I always make it a point that people I care for won't be affected/hurt/whatever when I do things.
• When I don't like you, that means I don't. Don't make an effort on doing things for me to notice you, you'd be just wasting your time.
• I like guys who are suplado/mysterious. Gahd. I am so attracted to those kind. I have this fantasy of having my very own Chuck Bass (which I know will forever stay as a fantasy). Haha.
• There are times I'm sensitive. Chyeah, that's just how I am. Deal with it.
• I love reading. Srsly, I could just read all day. :)
• I am very appreciative. I appreciate even the smallest things people do for me. Kase I know how it feels like to be unappreciated. It sucks. So yeah, I wouldn't want people to feel that way.
• I am sassy. I believe I am. LOLS. If you have anything against this, lemme know. I'll have you screw yourself. HAHAHA.
• When I'm drunk, I don't speak Tagalog. English lang. Mua ha ha ha ha. >:)
• I am very open-minded.
• I respect every individual's opinion.
• I love clothes, I love eating, I love music.
• I am in love with the thought of being in love. I just like the thought, I guess it makes me feel good.

There you go. Hahaha. Enough of this crap. Have fun, everyone. :)